harmonyville better than hattieville

tired of arguing?

sick of the attitude?

send him back

to the bush.

enroll yo man

for one week

of sweat

+ primitive structure—

featuring jungle recalibration

on kindness

+ respect.

get him back useful again—

or send him back

for a top up

accelerated.

enjoy that peace + quiet—

while the jungle

enforces retraining.

collect the improved version

of your man

at your leisure.

no talk, just jungle fixes

prepare for a blissful week off

ruthless jungle reform by day — functional jungle living by night

inmates are not tasked

with suffering

for its own sake.

we choose

discomfort with reverence,

restoration without shame.

the visible result

of this philosophy

is comfortable & modern sleeping accommodations

in the form of

a well-appointed tent.;

jungle correctional in pics

find the correctional facility

faq

what is jungle correctional?

jungle correctional is his last best chance + your blissfully peaceful week off.

why should i send my man to jungle correctional?

because gyal the prize is you.

what’s on the menu?

fish, beans, grains, vegetables, fruits & herbal tea are our dietary staples.

what are the sleeping accommodations?

inmates sleep non-ferally on tent platforms in mosquito-and rain-proof tents.

what is the bathroom situation?

upgraded outhouse + daily creek baths is the vibe.

is there wifi?

inmates have limited access to their devices, which are used only for the purpose of expressing kindness and respect to their woman.

➝ ritual surrender of all devices is part of opening fire circle—because the jungle is the main character.

what happens if the correctional reform doesn’t work?

any day, any time—just send him back.

correctional schedule ↓